trojanwh0res: i’m convinced that all of my followers hate me
How to make your dreams come true:
isthisallreal-or: g cloysterbell: 1. Make a graham cracker crust. 2. Make some cookie dough. 3. Make some cheesecake batter. 4. Put globs of cookie dough in the cheesecake batter. 5. Pour into a springform. 6. Top with more cookie dough. 7. Bake that shit for 40 minutes at 350 degrees fahrenheit. If patient, go to next step. If you don’t give a fuck, skip directly to step...
richwhitelesbian: 8yrs: there is no better feeling than touching the hand of someone you like for the first time aha look this fuckers never been to a chinese buffet restaurant when they bring out a new thing of fried rice
I can’t even make imaginary friends.
What’s Your Renegade Time Lord Name? →
henderlyvsherself: ladypandacat: trapped—in—amber: bitchy-panda: loki-and-thor-have: hetalia-tendencies: no-sverige-dats-gay: eye-ofharmony: The fucking Trouser Meddler The Liberator Can’t say I’m complaining The Killer Heheeh The Time Keeper fuck yeah manyetha wut THE FARMER??? Kill me. I don’t deserve to live anymore. The Warmonger…Okay, I can live with that. ...