June 2012
Anonymous asked: Pierced nipples look really cool. Why haven't you done it?
Anonymous asked: Aren't your nipples pierced?
i am so sorry if you follow me
so sorry
here is a edible arrangement
Reblog if you have less than 1,000 followers
tumblr nobodies, UNITE!!
i think you mean…
ASSEMBLE.
Normal people flirting: hey youre cute we should go out sometime (;
Me trying to flirt: so do you like breadsticks
cryingvagina:
why did everyone else get pretty when they grew up what about me
servingtheson:
my entire life is just me “winging it”
Parents: Who are you texting?
Me:
Me: Jake from State Farm.
guys: uh why do girls care so much about being skinny? it's so annoying
guys: ew fat chicks
