“The unreal is more powerful than the real. Because nothing is as perfect as you can imagine it. Because it’s only intangibles, ideas, concepts, beliefs, fantasies that last. Stone crumbles. Wood rots. People, well, they die. But things as fragile as a thought, a dream, a legend, they can go on and on.” —Chuck Palahniuk (Choke)
Tomorrow’s mission: make answering machine message sound like George’s off of Seinfeld.
Can I see your breasts?
That’s a negative, chief.